IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT
I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…
Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Wait for it
i put the wrong gif
but i’m just gonna leave it there
The 80s were the worst two years of my life. - Matthew Broussard
john oliver is really not fucking around
This show has been fire so far.
When someone hates on fall out boy
People keep asking why I buy albums if I already have them on my iPod. I don’t buy albums to play them, I buy albums to have the physical presence of the album in front of me, it’s an amazing feeling you don’t understand.
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass