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I belive in happy endings

tyrabankruptcy:

Person:

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Me:

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ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

call-me-egderp:

maid-of—space:

maid-of—space:

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

legend milk?
coke dairy?
legendar-


i put the wrong gif
but i’m just gonna leave it there

call-me-egderp:

maid-of—space:

maid-of—space:

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

legend milk?

coke dairy?

legendar-

i put the wrong gif

but i’m just gonna leave it there

stand-up-comic-gifs:

The 80s were the worst two years of my life. - Matthew Broussard

raptoravatar:

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

This show has been fire so far.

When 12-year-old girls are watching something like the CW’s long-running campy drama One Tree Hill (which aired from 2003-2012), in which actors like 25-year-old Hilarie Burton played 17-year-old cheerleader Peyton Sawyer, they’re not seeing an accurate portrayal of their future on screen. They’re seeing a glamorized vision of some executive’s idealized version of high school instead. When a real 16-year-old cheerleader flips on the CW and sees fellow pompom shakers who look like Burton or costar Sophia Bush, also well beyond her high school years, they’re looking at themselves at wondering why they don’t look like that in their uniform. Here’s the secret: they didn’t when they were 16, either.

byemo:

When someone hates on fall out boy

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ongakuken95:

thefrozenhurricane:

no

"Time can be re-written!"
"Not those times. Don’t you dare…"

ongakuken95:

thefrozenhurricane:

no

"Time can be re-written!"

"Not those times. Don’t you dare…"

capital-emm:

People keep asking why I buy albums if I already have them on my iPod. I don’t buy albums to play them, I buy albums to have the physical presence of the album in front of me, it’s an amazing feeling you don’t understand.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

The casual reaction to a death threat.